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rmikke: 9-year-old: I'm wearing Mom's clothes. Me: When did you get so big? 9: When you were looking at your phone. You're all invited to my funeral. #xplodingunicorn #zrssów |
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2020/03/07 17:31:44 przez www, 3 ♥
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rmikke: 7-year-old: You're so good at shoveling snow. Me: Do you want to get good at it? 7: No. I'm good at watching you. #xplodingunicorn |
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2020/02/16 23:26:21 przez www, 1 ♥
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rmikke: A to może i mógłbym wykorzystać... 4-year-old: Shhhh. You have to be quiet. 5-year-old: Why? 4: I don't want to hear you. #xplodingunicorn |
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2020/02/14 18:56:44 przez www, 2 ♥
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rmikke: My 4-year-old had a big streak of red on her face. She screamed for a Band-Aid. I correctly diagnosed her with a severe case of Ketchup on Forehead. I'm basically a doctor. #xplodingunicorn |
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2020/02/14 18:52:28 przez www, 1 ♥
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rmikke: 7-year-old: What are we having for dinner? Me: I'll tell you if you promise not to whine about it. 7: I can't make that promise. #xplodingunicorn |
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2020/02/14 18:48:41 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: 7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. #xplodingunicorn |
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2020/02/14 18:46:29 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: 7-year-old: Your hair looks different today. Me: Different good or different bad? 7: Let's talk about something else. #xplodingunicorn |
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2020/02/14 18:37:59 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: [decorating the tree] 7-year-old: Which ornaments can I put up? Me: The ones that aren't breakable. 7: They're all breakable if you try hard enough. I'm both inspired and terrified. #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/12/02 11:18:57 przez www, 4 ♥
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rmikke: 4-year-old: I'm not hungry for dinner. Me: It's not time for dinner. 4: When it is time, I won't be hungry. Me: Fine. 4: Unless it's hot dogs #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/11/22 12:09:00 przez www, 2 ♥
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rmikke: 4-year-old: Hairspray is for hair. Me: Yeah. 4: Not for eating. Me: ...have you been eating hairspray? 4: *changes the subject* #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/11/18 15:11:11 przez www, 1 ♥
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rmikke: Me: I can't wait to go trick-or-treating. Wife: You can't eat all the kids' candy. Me: Why not? Wife: Half goes to me. #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/11/18 15:01:03 przez www, 0 ♥
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