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   #xplodingunicorn Me: How did you get ketchup in your armpit? 1-year-old: *smiles mysteriously*
2017/10/16 12:06:44 przez www, 0
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   #xplodingunicorn Me: Do you know what sarcasm is? 7-year-old: No. I live under a rock.
2017/10/16 10:42:58 przez www, 2
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   #xplodingunicorn 5-year-old: You forgot to give me ice cream. Me: I never said I would give you ice cream. 5: You forgot the chocolate syrup, too.
2017/10/12 11:48:22 przez www, 1
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   #xplodingunicorn [clothes shopping] Wife: What do you think about this outfit? Me: Those are clothes. Wife: *death glare* Me: Those are... not clothes?
2017/10/12 11:33:51 przez www, 0
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   #xplodingunicorn 5-year-old: *points to sister* She pretended to hit me! Me: Why are you complaining? 5: I'm pretending it hurt.
2017/10/12 11:26:09 przez www, 0
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