|
rmikke: 5-year-old: Can I wear my Halloween costume? Me: No. 5: Why not? Me: It's not Halloween. 5: That's what you said yesterday. #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/10/15 21:38:13 przez www, 0 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: 9-year-old: I can predict the future. Me: What am I going to do next? 9: Tweet about this. She's the real deal. #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/10/08 09:12:39 przez www, 4 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: 7-year-old: Can we carve pumpkins? Me: It's too early. They'll shrivel up and die. 7: Most things do when you stab them. #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/10/02 10:05:52 przez www, 3 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: [middle of church] 5-year-old: I have to go potty. Me: Why didn't you go before church? 5: I wasn't bored then #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/10/01 11:15:51 przez www, 4 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: 5-year-old: Are sharks real? Me: Yes. You saw them at the zoo. 5: Those could be robots. Me: *watches out for robot sharks from now on* #xplodingunicorn Hmm, czasy takie, że nie można być pewnym... |
|
2019/09/24 08:30:08 przez www, 0 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: Me: How was school? 9-year-old: *shrugs* It was school. Me: What does that mean? 9: There was a school and I went there. Thanks for clarifying.#xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/09/05 15:14:49 przez www, 0 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: 9-year-old: I missed a word on my spelling test. Me: That's okay. I used to have trouble spelling. 9: But then you got better? Me: No. I got spell check. #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/09/05 15:13:46 przez www, 1 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: Me: Are you awake? 5-year-old: *fake snores* Me: You can stay in bed. It's the weekend. 5: *jumps out of bed like it's on fire* #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/09/02 18:27:46 przez www, 0 ♥
|
|
|
rmikke: 7-year-old: Can I go to my friend's house? Me: Sure. 7: Can I spend the night? Me: Absolutely. 7: Can I come home afterwards? She saw right through my plan. #xplodingunicorn |
|
2019/09/02 18:22:00 przez www, 0 ♥
|
|
|
