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michio: "I'm not a racist, but do you remember how neat our galactic neighbourhood was before all the dark matter moved in and started overcrowding it?" #lawrencemiles |
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2012/10/20 11:41:28, 0 ♥
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michio: If Richard Dawkins told you he believeds in miracles, would it be reassuring or more disturbing if he added "where you from, you sexy thing"? #lawrencemiles |
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2012/03/18 22:01:48, 0 ♥
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michio: Frankly, "he befriends paedophiles" is only the 16th worst thing about Prince Andrew. The top 15 are all variations on "he's Prince Andrew". #lawrencemiles |
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2011/03/26 11:04:37, 0 ♥
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michio: When tragedy strikes, just remember: everything happens for a reason. And that reason is, "the world is bloody awful". #lawrencemiles |
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2011/03/24 00:20:59, 0 ♥
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michio: Hooray! There goes the end-of-level monster. Now we can go from the "Egypt" level to "Britain", where the baddies throw bowler hats at you. #lawrencemiles |
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2011/03/24 00:21:39, 0 ♥
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michio: Realising that there's no such thing as a talking dog, Velma removed the mask to reveal a 60-year-old fur fetishist with a speech disorder. #lawrencemiles |
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2011/03/24 00:46:34, 0 ♥
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michio: In the news: after Tuesday's Eiffel Tower bomb threat, experts admit counter-terrorism measures "may have released General Zod by mistake". #lawrencemiles |
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2010/10/06 14:38:39, 0 ♥
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michio: Now the Tories want to give the police "additional powers". Critics say it'll cost £2 billion to get them all bitten by radioactive spiders.#lawrencemiles |
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2010/06/19 10:09:30, 0 ♥
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michio: All Israeli spokesmen sound like Nute Gunray in "The Phantom Menace". "As you knooow, our blockaaade is perfectly leeegal...." #lawrencemiles |
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2010/06/06 00:39:37, 0 ♥
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