tomashk:
   I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -- Noel Coward #qotd #cytat
2010/07/19 08:17:10, 0
tomashk:
   People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. -- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard #qotd #cytat
2010/07/21 08:23:06, 0
tomashk:
   Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson #qotd #cytat
2010/07/22 09:29:18, 0
tomashk:
   Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. --Demetri Martin #qotd #cytat
2010/07/29 09:19:37, 0
tomashk:
   Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orben #qotd #cytat
2010/06/02 08:12:32, 0
tomashk:
   ... god shave the queen... #cytat #qotd
2010/06/10 11:12:22, 0
tomashk:
   ... no to przedwtorek w pracy... :/
2010/06/28 08:29:13, 0
tomashk:
   Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible. #qotd #cytat
2010/06/30 08:29:12, 0
tomashk:
   Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. --Steven Wright #qotd #cytat
2010/05/17 08:08:48, 0
tomashk:
   I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. --Steven Wright #cytat #qotd
2010/05/18 08:11:02, 0
tomashk:
   I intend to live forever. So far, so good. --Steven Wright #qotd #cytat
2010/05/21 08:43:10, 0
tomashk:
   I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. --Rita Rudner #qotd #cytat
2010/05/24 08:22:15, 0
tomashk:
   A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. ~Christopher Morley #qotd #cytat
2010/04/01 10:01:12, 0
tomashk:
   If you want to kill time, try working it to death. ~Sam Levonson #qotd #cytat
2010/04/09 09:47:52, 0
tomashk:
   Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. #qotd #cytat
2010/04/28 07:55:14, 0
tomashk:
   Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~Don Marquis #qotd #cytat
2010/04/29 08:46:16, 0
tomashk:
   The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall #qotd #cytat
2010/03/01 09:25:42, 0
tomashk:
   Beware the fury of a patient man. ~John Dryden #qotd #cytat
2010/03/03 08:50:25, 0
tomashk:
   Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. #qotd
2010/03/04 08:14:23, 0
tomashk:
   Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~Oscar Wilde #qotd #cytat
2010/03/08 08:04:04, 0
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