tomashk:
   A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry. -- Anonymous #qotd #cytat
2010/02/01 09:09:53, 0
tomashk:
   Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. -- Demetri Martin #qotd #cytat
2010/02/02 09:25:47, 0
tomashk:
   "I see dumb people ... they are everywhere. They walk around just like everyone else. They don't even know that they are dumb." #qotd #lol
2010/02/09 08:07:46, 0
tomashk:
   My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! -- Bill Cosby #qotd #cytat
2010/02/10 08:18:19, 0
tomashk:
   Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. -- AMBROSE BIERCE #qotd #cytat
2010/02/11 08:50:37, 0
tomashk:
   Women like silent men. They think they're listening. --Marcel Achard #qotd #cytat
2010/02/12 08:26:15, 0
tomashk:
   Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney #qotd #cytat
2010/02/15 08:16:30, 0
tomashk:
   Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. -- H. L. Mencken #qotd #cytat
2010/02/17 08:14:58, 0
tomashk:
   I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already! -- Tommy Cooper #qotd #cytat
2010/02/03 08:55:41, 0
tomashk:
   If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. -- George Burns #qotd #cytat
2010/02/18 08:46:09, 0
tomashk:
   A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. -- Bob Hope #qotd #cytat
2010/02/19 08:13:11, 0
weronika:
   Komputer to taka maszyna, której ludzie używają, żeby nie pracować #qotd :)
2010/02/19 11:22:07, 0
tomashk:
   //blabler.pl/s/im-40090916 to raczej ja powinienem podziękować za przekonanie do wyjścia... dziękuję więc :P
2010/02/03 08:59:44, 0
tomashk:
   Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born? -- Benny Hill #qotd #cytat
2010/02/04 08:24:47, 0
tomashk:
   Prawdziwy mężczyzna lubi dwie rzeczy – niebezpieczeństwo i zabawę, dlatego lubi kobiety, gdyż są najniebezpieczniejszą zabawą. --Fryderyk Nietzsche #qotd #cytat
2010/02/05 08:36:06, 0
tomashk:
   Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan #qotd #cytat
2010/02/08 08:28:06, 0
tomashk:
   moja dzisiejsza koszulka wyraża moje aktualne podejście do pracy [t-shirt.pl]
2010/02/19 09:45:19, 0
tomashk:
   Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. #qotd #cytat
2010/02/22 08:16:11, 0
tomashk:
   Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -- Oscar Wilde #qotd #cytat
2010/02/25 09:05:43, 0
tomashk:
   Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. -- Laurence J. Peter #qotd #cytat
2010/02/26 08:25:05, 0
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