tomashk:
   “If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?” #qotd
2009/12/03 08:39:05, 0
tomashk:
   Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. #qotd #lol
2009/12/10 08:02:06, 0
tomashk:
   "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." #qotd
2009/12/16 07:53:56, 0
tomashk:
   "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." #qotd
2009/12/17 08:43:48, 0
tomashk:
   "Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." #qotd
2009/12/18 08:39:57, 0
tomashk:
   "A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front." #qotd
2009/12/22 09:34:40, 0
tomashk:
   "We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are." #qotd
2009/12/23 09:05:48, 0
tomashk:
   “Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” #qotd
2009/12/01 08:07:30, 0
tomashk:
   “Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.” #qotd (i czyżby #stanikomania :P)
2009/12/02 08:15:51, 0
tomashk:
   //blabler.pl/s/im-23973868 domyślam się, że wtedy kazali by Ci pracować przez 16 godzin...
2009/12/03 10:55:14, 0
tomashk:
   “Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself” #qotd
2009/12/04 08:48:14, 0
tomashk:
   "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" #qotd
2009/12/07 08:08:15, 0
tomashk:
   Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. #qotd
2009/12/08 08:10:08, 0
tomashk:
   The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. #qotd
2009/12/09 08:22:28, 0
tomashk:
   "An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be" #qotd
2009/12/11 08:02:37, 0
tomashk:
   "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." #qotd
2009/12/14 08:06:11, 0
tomashk:
   "Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time." #qotd
2009/12/28 09:15:53, 0
tomashk:
   "Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." #qotd
2009/12/29 09:18:27, 0
tomashk:
   "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." #qotd
2009/12/30 09:17:52, 0
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