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tomashk: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. #qotd #lol |
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2009/12/10 08:02:06, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." #qotd |
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2009/12/16 07:53:56, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." #qotd |
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2009/12/17 08:43:48, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." #qotd |
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2009/12/18 08:39:57, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front." #qotd |
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2009/12/22 09:34:40, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are." #qotd |
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2009/12/23 09:05:48, 0 ♥
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tomashk: “Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” #qotd |
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2009/12/01 08:07:30, 0 ♥
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tomashk: //blabler.pl/s/im-23973868 domyślam się, że wtedy kazali by Ci pracować przez 16 godzin... |
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2009/12/03 10:55:14, 0 ♥
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tomashk: “Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself” #qotd |
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2009/12/04 08:48:14, 0 ♥
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tomashk: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. #qotd |
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2009/12/09 08:22:28, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be" #qotd |
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2009/12/11 08:02:37, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." #qotd |
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2009/12/30 09:17:52, 0 ♥
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