tomashk:
   Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. --Marlene Dietrich #qotd #cytat
2010/05/27 08:27:31, 0
malalai:
   #dziendobry. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast" #qotd
2010/05/31 07:42:34, 0
tomashk:
   I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. --Stephen Fry #cytat #qotd
2010/05/19 10:00:12, 0
tomashk:
   I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. --Rodney Dangerfield #qotd #cytat
2010/05/20 09:28:46, 0
tomashk:
   If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. --Quentin Crisp #qotd #cytat
2010/05/26 08:05:14, 0
malalai:
   #qotd How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? #friends ;)
2010/05/10 17:32:32, 0
tomashk:
   Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. --Steven Wright #qotd #cytat
2010/05/17 08:08:48, 0
tomashk:
   I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. --Steven Wright #cytat #qotd
2010/05/18 08:11:02, 0
tomashk:
   I intend to live forever. So far, so good. --Steven Wright #qotd #cytat
2010/05/21 08:43:10, 0
tomashk:
   I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. --Rita Rudner #qotd #cytat
2010/05/24 08:22:15, 0
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