tomashk:
   Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two. #qotd
2009/10/28 09:21:14, 0
tomashk:
   So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work? #qotd
2009/10/29 08:26:38, 0
tomashk:
   Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides. #qotd
2009/10/30 09:41:13, 0
malalai:
   no to #off z tego cyrku #qotd "If life gives you limes, make margaritas" !;)) juz za chwileczke juz za momencik;>
2009/10/16 15:53:37, 0
tomashk:
   "Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." #qotd #cytat
2009/10/01 10:11:58, 0
tomashk:
   In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems. #qotd
2009/10/02 09:50:11, 0
tomashk:
   #qotd "A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs."
2009/10/07 09:32:50, 0
tomashk:
   "I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes." #qotd #cytat
2009/10/08 09:25:27, 0
tomashk:
   Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. #qotd
2009/10/09 09:36:11, 0
tomashk:
   Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading. Debug only code. #qotd
2009/10/13 09:37:01, 0
tomashk:
   I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. #qotd #cytat
2009/10/22 09:38:24, 0
tomashk:
   "Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners." #qotd
2009/10/05 10:03:00, 0
tomashk:
   #cytat #qotd "Never eat more than you can lift." -- Miss Piggy
2009/10/06 09:48:53, 0
tomashk:
   Forecast: A prediction of the future, based on the past, for which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
2009/10/12 10:14:49, 0
tomashk:
   The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred. #qotd
2009/10/14 12:05:02, 0
tomashk:
   There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. #qotd
2009/10/15 09:51:49, 0
tomashk:
   The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. #qotd #howtrue
2009/10/16 09:28:40, 0
tomashk:
   College: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink. #qotd
2009/10/19 09:02:33, 0
tomashk:
   In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued. #qotd
2009/10/20 09:38:26, 0
tomashk:
   How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T." #qotd #cytat
2009/10/21 10:14:50, 0
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