tomashk:
   Forecast: A prediction of the future, based on the past, for which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
2009/10/12 10:14:49, 0
tomashk:
   The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred. #qotd
2009/10/14 12:05:02, 0
tomashk:
   There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. #qotd
2009/10/15 09:51:49, 0
tomashk:
   The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. #qotd #howtrue
2009/10/16 09:28:40, 0
tomashk:
   College: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink. #qotd
2009/10/19 09:02:33, 0
tomashk:
   In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued. #qotd
2009/10/20 09:38:26, 0
tomashk:
   How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T." #qotd #cytat
2009/10/21 10:14:50, 0
tomashk:
   Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are. #qotd
2009/10/23 08:42:55, 0
tomashk:
   Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing. #qotd
2009/10/26 08:17:05, 0
tomashk:
   Girls marry for love.Boys marry because of chronic irritation that causes them to ravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties #qotd
2009/10/27 08:13:04, 0
tomashk:
   "Ninety percent of everything is crap." #qotd
2009/09/01 09:23:07, 0
tomashk:
   "Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." #qotd
2009/09/02 09:45:20, 0
tomashk:
   "The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture." #qotd stare ale jakże prawdziwe...
2009/09/03 09:10:27, 0
tomashk:
   //blabler.pl/s/im-15756893 ... och szara rzeczywistości... do lansu tylko +2, a reszta tylko spoglądnie na mnie ze zdziwieniem :P
2009/09/04 15:27:50, 0
tomashk:
   "If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it." #qotd
2009/09/07 08:56:15, 0
tomashk:
   You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced. #qotd
2009/09/10 08:45:36, 0
tomashk:
   "Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing." #qotd
2009/09/14 10:26:19, 0
tomashk:
   "Schizophrenia beats being alone." #qotd
2009/09/15 09:58:31, 0
tomashk:
   "Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter." #qotd czemu mam wrażenie, że się z tym powtarzam... ale co tam...
2009/09/21 09:24:12, 0
tomashk:
   The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home. --Paul Leautaud #qotd #cytat
2009/09/23 09:58:14, 0
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