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tomashk:
   Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. -- AMBROSE BIERCE #qotd #cytat
2010/02/11 08:50:37, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   Women like silent men. They think they're listening. --Marcel Achard #qotd #cytat
2010/02/12 08:26:15, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney #qotd #cytat
2010/02/15 08:16:30, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. -- H. L. Mencken #qotd #cytat
2010/02/17 08:14:58, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. -- Clint Eastwood #qotd #cytat
2010/01/21 09:40:48, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.' -- Mark Klein #qotd #cytat
2010/01/22 10:12:20, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. -- Oliver Herford #qotd #cytat
2010/01/25 08:11:17, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. -- Jeff Marder #qotd #cytat
2010/01/26 08:51:56, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back! -- Will Rogers #cytat #qotd
2010/01/27 09:08:13, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. -- Harry S. Truman #qotd #cytat
2010/01/28 10:43:56, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists. -- Billy Bob Thornton #qotd #cytat
2010/01/29 09:38:08, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two. #qotd
2009/10/28 09:21:14, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work? #qotd
2009/10/29 08:26:38, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides. #qotd
2009/10/30 09:41:13, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   "Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant." #qotd
2009/09/24 09:26:05, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. #qotd
2009/09/29 09:19:26, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" #cytat #qotd
2009/09/30 09:29:27, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. #qotd #lol
2009/07/22 09:45:42, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ~Lily Tomlin #qotd
2009/07/23 10:21:22, 0 ♥
tomashk:
   A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. #qotd #howtrue :P
2009/07/24 09:31:24, 0 ♥
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