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tomashk: If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. -- George Burns #qotd #cytat |
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2010/02/18 08:46:09, 0 ♥
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tomashk: A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. -- Bob Hope #qotd #cytat |
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2010/02/19 08:13:11, 0 ♥
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tomashk: A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. #qotd |
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2010/01/05 09:05:44, 0 ♥
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tomashk: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -- Patrick Murray #qotd #cytat |
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2010/01/11 09:13:50, 0 ♥
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tomashk: Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. -- Steve Martin #qotd #cytat |
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2010/01/12 09:39:54, 0 ♥
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tomashk: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. #qotd #lol |
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2009/12/10 08:02:06, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." #qotd |
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2009/12/16 07:53:56, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." #qotd |
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2009/12/17 08:43:48, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." #qotd |
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2009/12/18 08:39:57, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front." #qotd |
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2009/12/22 09:34:40, 0 ♥
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tomashk: "We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are." #qotd |
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2009/12/23 09:05:48, 0 ♥
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tomashk: There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage. #qotd |
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2009/11/10 07:54:16, 0 ♥
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tomashk: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. #qotd |
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2009/11/13 07:44:50, 0 ♥
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tomashk: In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems. #qotd |
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2009/10/02 09:50:11, 0 ♥
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