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   My 2-year-old remembered to sit on the potty. She forgot to open the lid. There goes another roll of paper towels. #xplodingunicorn i trochę #barszcz
2018/02/27 10:41:28 przez www, 0
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   My kids got in a screaming match over what imaginary food to feed their imaginary baby. They're ready for the internet. #xplodingunicorn
2018/02/24 23:40:39 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   Wife: I need a margarita. Me: For National Margarita Day? Wife: For having four kids. #xplodingunicorn
2018/02/23 11:45:27 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   2-year-old: *indecipherable screaming about an unknown problem* Me: *hands her cheese* Problem solved. #xplodingunicorn
2018/02/23 11:44:25 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   5-year-old: I don't like rice. Me: We're not having rice. 5: I know. Just wanted to remind you. #xplodingunicorn
2018/02/21 09:37:23 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   5-year-old: I was the best in gym class. Me: At what? 5: Burping. Well done. #xplodingunicorn
2018/02/14 14:04:39 przez www, 0
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