rmikke:
   4-year-old: I'm not hungry for dinner. Me: It's not time for dinner. 4: When it is time, I won't be hungry. Me: Fine. 4: Unless it's hot dogs #xplodingunicorn
2019/11/22 12:09:00 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   4-year-old: I can't find my shoes. Me: Where did you look? 4: Nowhere. We're off to a good start. #xplodingunicorn
2019/11/22 12:06:15 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   5-year-old: The house looks weird. Me: Do you mean clean? 5: Yeah. What happened? #xplodingunicorn
2019/11/22 12:04:56 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   4-year-old: Hairspray is for hair. Me: Yeah. 4: Not for eating. Me: ...have you been eating hairspray? 4: *changes the subject* #xplodingunicorn
2019/11/18 15:11:11 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   Me: Get up. 7-year-old: Why? Me: It's Monday. 7: Check again. #xplodingunicorn
2019/11/18 15:04:00 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   Me: I can't wait to go trick-or-treating. Wife: You can't eat all the kids' candy. Me: Why not? Wife: Half goes to me. #xplodingunicorn
2019/11/18 15:01:03 przez www, 0
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