rmikke:
   I asked my 3-year-old what a lamb says. She said "Baaa" and pounded her chest like a gorilla. Those lions better watch out. #xplodingunicorn
2018/03/28 23:25:48 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   5-year-old: Do sharks like carrots? Me: No. 5: What if they do but no one ever gives them any? She just solved sharks. #xplodingunicorn
2018/03/24 10:40:23 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   7-year-old: I'm 7. 5-year-old: I'm 5. 3-year-old: I'm eating. She wins. #xplodingunicorn
2018/03/23 13:14:04 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   My 3-year-old wants a leprechaun so bad she's drawing traps to catch one. Heaven help us if she ever finds out about the Road Runner. #xplodingunicorn
2018/03/17 13:32:11 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   5-year-old: I'm mad. Me: Why? 5: I don't remember. She's ready for the internet. #xplodingunicorn
2018/03/12 19:01:16 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   Me: Who drew on the wall? 3-year-old: The crayon. Me: By itself? 3: It's a bad crayon.#xplodingunicorn
2018/03/09 13:17:23 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   #toomnie #xplodingunicorn

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2018/03/07 23:29:03 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   [having an existential crisis] Me: I'm a mess. 3-year-old: I'm a reindeer #xplodingunicorn :D
2018/03/05 14:01:54 przez www, 0
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