Tag: xplodingunicorn - blabler.pl

	rmikke: 7-year-old: Can we go home yet? Me: I'm tired of listening to you whine. 7: I'm not tired of whining. #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/21 20:53:51 przez www, 0 ♥

	rmikke: 5-year-old: Can I wear my Halloween costume? Me: No. 5: Why not? Me: It's not Halloween. 5: That's what you said yesterday. #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/15 21:38:13 przez www, 0 ♥

	rmikke: 3-year-old: It was a good day. Me: Why? 3: I didn't get caught. #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/12 21:45:07 przez www, 1 ♥

	rmikke: Me: Pick up your toys. 5-year-old: The floor is lava. Me: Pick them up anyway. 5: Just let them melt. #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/11 00:09:41 przez www, 0 ♥

	rmikke: 9-year-old: I can predict the future. Me: What am I going to do next? 9: Tweet about this. She's the real deal. #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/08 09:12:39 przez www, 4 ♥

	rmikke: Wife: Can you help me lift this? Me: You need a big, strong man? Wife: No, I asked for you. #xplodingunicorn #zrssów
	2019/10/04 13:28:53 przez www, 0 ♥

	rmikke: 3-year-old: Is tomorrow Christmas? Me: No. 3: Is it Halloween? Me: No. 3: What is it? Me: Thursday. 3: That's the worst #xplodingunicorn #zrssów
	2019/10/03 09:39:23 przez www, 1 ♥

	rmikke: 7-year-old: Can we carve pumpkins? Me: It's too early. They'll shrivel up and die. 7: Most things do when you stab them. #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/02 10:05:52 przez www, 3 ♥

	rmikke: [middle of church] 5-year-old: I have to go potty. Me: Why didn't you go before church? 5: I wasn't bored then #xplodingunicorn
	2019/10/01 11:15:51 przez www, 4 ♥

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