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rmikke: "Me: What did you do at school? 8-year-old: Cartwheels. Me: Gym or recess? 8: Math. Teachers don't get paid enough." #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/02/27 14:19:52 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: 4-year-old: I'm hungry. Me: What do you want? 4: A piggyback ride. I'm scared to ask how that solves the problem #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/01/23 12:58:19 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: Me: *puts on my coat* 4-year-old: Where are you going? Me: To scrape off the car. 4: Why? Me: So we can go places. 4: Why? Me: *takes off my coat* #xplodingunicorn |
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2019/01/22 00:24:29 przez www, 2 ♥
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rmikke: 4-year-old: Why can't I have chocolate milk? Me: You don't need more chocolate. 4: Everybody needs more chocolate. #xplodingunicorn, mądra dziewczynka... |
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2019/01/17 09:17:05 przez www, 1 ♥
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rmikke: My 4-year-old freaked out because she had the hiccups didn't know what they were. I told her it was an alien trying to burst out of her chest. I might not be cut out for parenting. #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/12/14 14:12:20 przez www, 2 ♥
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rmikke: 4-year-old: *leaves the kitchen holding three bananas* Me: What are you doing? 4: Feeding the monkeys. I should probably investigate #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/10/03 23:37:46 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: 6-year-old: Why do I have to go to bed so early? Me: You don't want to fall asleep at school, do you? 6: Actually- Me: NO. #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/09/29 19:58:48 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: Me: Help me out. Give me a reason why people should buy my new book. 8-year-old: *shrugs* Me: Is that the best you can do? 8: *shrugs harder* #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/09/12 12:32:06 przez www, 0 ♥
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