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rmikke: I asked my 3-year-old what a lamb says. She said "Baaa" and pounded her chest like a gorilla. Those lions better watch out.
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2018/03/28 23:25:48 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: 5-year-old: Do sharks like carrots? Me: No. 5: What if they do but no one ever gives them any? She just solved sharks.
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2018/03/24 10:40:23 przez www, 2 ♥
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rmikke: My 3-year-old wants a leprechaun so bad she's drawing traps to catch one. Heaven help us if she ever finds out about the Road Runner. #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/03/17 13:32:11 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: My kids got in a screaming match over what imaginary food to feed their imaginary baby. They're ready for the internet. #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/02/24 23:40:39 przez www, 1 ♥
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rmikke: 3-year-old: *feels my forehead to see if I'm sick* Me: What's wrong with me? 3: You’re Dad. #xplodingunicorn. Zmyślił to IMHO, ale dobre. |
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2018/01/30 11:46:44 przez www, 0 ♥
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rmikke: [dropping off the kids with my parents] Wife: Did you give them the address for where we'll be? Me: No. Wife: Good. #xplodingunicorn |
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2018/01/26 13:49:18 przez www, 1 ♥
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rmikke: Wife: *swings a kid like a battering ram to lightly hit my back* Me: What are you doing? Wife: Kidding you. #xplodingunicorn 3/? |
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2018/01/19 16:01:38 przez www, 2 ♥
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