rmikke:
   7-year-old: You're so good at shoveling snow. Me: Do you want to get good at it? 7: No. I'm good at watching you. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/16 23:26:21 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   5-year-old: Want to see how many cookies I can eat? Me: No. 5: Then don't watch. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:57:39 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   A to może i mógłbym wykorzystać... 4-year-old: Shhhh. You have to be quiet. 5-year-old: Why? 4: I don't want to hear you. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:56:44 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   My 4-year-old had a big streak of red on her face. She screamed for a Band-Aid. I correctly diagnosed her with a severe case of Ketchup on Forehead. I'm basically a doctor. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:52:28 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   5-year-old: Look at me! Look at me! Me: What are you doing? 5: Making you look at me. Well played. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:50:44 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: What are we having for dinner? Me: I'll tell you if you promise not to whine about it. 7: I can't make that promise. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:48:41 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:46:29 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   4-year-old: Can I have a big wooden spoon? Me: Why? 4: To hit people. Me: No. 4: But I told the truth. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:40:46 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   7-year-old: Your hair looks different today. Me: Different good or different bad? 7: Let's talk about something else. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:37:59 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: How'd you learn to do that? Me: Do what? 7: Put hot dogs in the macaroni? Me: A wizard taught me. #xplodingunicorn
2020/02/14 18:35:59 przez www, 0
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