rmikke:
   Me: What kind of sandwich do you want? 9-year-old: Ice cream. Me: Try again. 9: I got it right the first time #xplodingunicorn
2019/09/19 08:13:38 przez www, 3
rmikke:
   Me: How was school? 9-year-old: I learned how to fly. Me: How? 9: Get in an airplane. #xplodingunicorn
2019/09/17 10:44:19 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: I'm awake. Me: Good. 7: No. Not good. #xplodingunicorn #wpunkt
2019/09/11 01:39:00 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   5-year-old: Do you know what I learned at school? Me: What? 5: I was asking you. I don't remember. #xplodingunicorn
2019/09/10 08:54:39 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   Me: How was school? 9-year-old: *shrugs* It was school. Me: What does that mean? 9: There was a school and I went there. Thanks for clarifying.#xplodingunicorn
2019/09/05 15:14:49 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   9-year-old: I missed a word on my spelling test. Me: That's okay. I used to have trouble spelling. 9: But then you got better? Me: No. I got spell check. #xplodingunicorn
2019/09/05 15:13:46 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   Me: Are you awake? 5-year-old: *fake snores* Me: You can stay in bed. It's the weekend. 5: *jumps out of bed like it's on fire* #xplodingunicorn
2019/09/02 18:27:46 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: Can I go to my friend's house? Me: Sure. 7: Can I spend the night? Me: Absolutely. 7: Can I come home afterwards? She saw right through my plan. #xplodingunicorn
2019/09/02 18:22:00 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: Can I have a snack? Me: No, you'll ruin your dinner. 7: I thought that was your job. Touché. #xplodingunicorn
2019/08/29 13:11:05 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   7-year-old: I'm so cold. Me: Maybe you should stop eating ice cream. 7: *wraps up in a blanket* No. #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/18 08:41:02 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   3-year-old: *holds the remote for 2.5 seconds* Me: *spends hours trying to get Netflix to not be in French* #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/18 08:40:15 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   7-year-old: *plugs in tablet* Me: It's already at 100 percent. 7: I want it at 200. She'll make a great #coach. #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/11 13:17:06 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   3-year-old: Watch this. Me: Okay. 3: Are you watching? Me: Uh huh. 3: No, you're not. Me: *looks up* PUT DOWN THE SCISSORS #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/10 15:51:11 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   7-year-old: I'm going to be good today. Me: You should be good every day. 7: Don't push it. #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/10 15:49:03 przez www, 3
rmikke:
   9-year-old: Dad! Dad! Dad! Me: This better be an emergency. 9: Sloths only poop once a week. It was an emergency. #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/10 15:44:18 przez www, 1
rmikke:
   7-year-old: Can we ride bikes today? Me: If you're good. 7: So that's a "no." #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/10 15:37:13 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   4-year-old: Dad? Me: What? 4: Have you heard of the Great Devourer? Me: Is that from a cartoon, or are you in a cult? #xplodingunicorn
2019/07/10 15:31:53 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   O, podobno #xplodingunicorn wyszedł po polsku [twitter.com] (ale nie sprawdziłem, bo nie mam tu ćwitra)
2019/05/27 18:42:49 przez www, 0
rmikke:
   Me: How was school? 9-year-old *shrug* Me: You can do better than that. 9: *more expressive shrug* #xplodingunicorn
2019/05/21 12:42:24 przez www, 2
rmikke:
   6-year-old: What if I'm a spider? Me: You only have two arms and two legs. 6: What if I'm half of a spider? #xplodingunicorn
2019/05/21 12:32:54 przez www, 1
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